I genuinely didn’t intend to do another one of these, but fortunately the Internet is a gift that keeps on giving.
“…we have officially reached the point where we know for a 100 percent fact that the NBA is too soft. When a 21-year-old, 207 pound forward doesn’t immediately recoil in horror when asked to compare the stress and rigors of the NBA to a freaking science fiction video game we know that the NBA game has been cleaned up too much. If a Zerg attack really gets his blood pumping as much as a game-winning shot, that’s a terrible look. We don’t want to live in a world where this can be true, do we?â€
NBA?
I don’t play that pussy shit. I only ball in the streets.
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6 responses to “Stupid Comment of the Month #2”
I like to imagine he was counting up the percentage of fact, waiting for this day to come. "It's only 98% fact that NBA is too soft, what could possibly push it over the edge now?"
Zerg Rush, that's what. Eat ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FACT.
I can sympathise. I've been waiting for a chance to deploy "I don't play that pussy shit, I only ball in the streets" for WEEKS now.
We don't want to live in a world where a guy feels a specific way that you wouldn't know about unless you asked him about it directly. Why? It's all in the numbers.
1) That's terror.
2) That's terror.
3) ?
4) Prophet! Wait…
10/10
Get out of here, Denton.
Be careful, this one's some kind of a mech.
I pressed orange. It gave me lemon-NBA-player-that-likes-Starcraft. With lime.